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[gerechtigkeit]

[There is a definite sound of something moving before he speaks.]

I'm... [How does this even work, it's really awkward.] Not here. Sorry. [The apology sounds almost automatic.] Leave a message.

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Comments

[nishizono]

are you still alive

1/? tetora pls

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jhfsakjyuisf7834jkl;'

2/?

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[About 5 minutes later.]

895289SFHJ6NM;'S||||||

3/4

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[Another two minutes later.]

cathbns5378*%*

4/5 I LIED

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[Almost immediately after that.]

^&$(*&@^&@$^%!!&$!sssssssssssss

5/5

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[THIS ONE TAKES A WHILE.]

I'm fine. Silber has a habit of playing with the TAB.

[This goddamn CAT he's 5000% done with this cat STOP BEING A PEST, CAT.]

1/2

[nishizono]

[ what the fuuuuuck ]

[nishizono]

have you tried throwing the cat in the garbage?

[gerechtigkeit]

Why would I throw him in the garbage? He's a cat, not some piece of trash.

[nishizono]

it's giving you trouble, isn't it?
you're making yourself sound illiterate with that cat

text; sometime after the chaos dies down

[shiro2hero]

[TFW you've been out of coffee for too long and your whole body is starting to rebel...]

No one here happens to know where we put the aspirin, do they?

Or any kind of the same thing.

[... you accidentally hit "SEND ALL" instead of selecting the right amount of people.]

[gerechtigkeit]

[SHIRO PLS.]

Shiro? Are you injured?

[Definitely not who you meant to send this message to, but he can be concerned anyway.]

[shiro2hero]

What ?




Oh. No. It's just a headache. I... didn't mean to send you this, sorry.

[gerechtigkeit]

Why would you have a headache?

[Forgive him, it's been so long since he's had to deal with human stuff....]

Grogory Day Message

[clussy]

I like your glowy chest thing.

[gerechtigkeit]

My... oh. My sigil? Thank you, I suppose. [Most people poke at it, they don't say they like it. How does he respond to that?]

hey roomie

[nishizono]

i licked your cat

1/? why do you do this to him

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[Oh look a message from Tetora.]

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[He's reading this wrong, right?]

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done

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[.........no, no he's not. Which means he's going to check up on Silber like right the fuck now.

WHY WOULD YOU LICK HIS CAT, TETORA.]

Why would you lick him?

my god

[nishizono]

why wouldn't i? your cat can pee on my shoes but i can't lick him???

you brought this on yourself you realize

[gerechtigkeit]

He doesn't anymore.

That still doesn't answer why you licked him.